Kortland riding in the van with his cousin:
COUSIN: I have two girlfriends now: Alivia and Lacey.
(me: what?! He's in 1st grade for cryin out flavin! Is this really starting already?)
KORTLAND: That's cool. My first girlfriend says she's in love with someone else now.
(me: what!? what girlfriend!? I'm sorry...come again?!)
COUSIN: Oh. My girlfriends are still in love with me.
KORTLAND: Oh.
LOLA: Who was your girlfriend bud?
KORTLAND: I'm not telling. It's a secret.
LOLA: If I guess who it is, will you tell me?
KORTLAND: (almost positive that I could never guess it in a million years) Yep.
LOLA: Is it _______?
KORTLAND: he he....yes. (mild shock and amused defeat)
Being "mom-helper" twice a week is so money baby! Ain't nothin' gettin' past me!
LOLA: Well who is she in love with now?
(My money is on Zach Efron, that girl is an H.S.M. - N.U.T. Besides, I broke up with my boyfriend in first grade because I was in love with Macgyver...stranger things have happened.)
KORTLAND: I don't know, she won't tell me. (so nonchalant, it's hilarious)
LOLA: Does it make you sad that she's in love with someone else now?
KORTLAND: No. (and it's clear that he really isn't broken up about it...like, at all.)
Isn't this supposed to happen in like, High School or something?! Sure, I got around in kindergarten and first grade. I was a fairly promiscuous 5 year old (never met a game of kissy tag that I didn't like) but I thought I was the exception, not the rule!
I don't like it.
Not one little bit.
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He's adorable!
And it was so nice to meet you and Jen today. I'm so sorry I wasn't able to chat more, but you two ran early! You could have taken a picture in my Snuggie!
I am going to try to come down on Friday morning. We will see if I can make it.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Funny little Kortland! Love that he's not even heartbroken over it at all... he's gonna be such a little player ;)
My 1st grader has had a crush on the same boy for over a year and it just makes me laugh. She even made him a special Valentine this year--and there may have been a kiss behind the trailer on the playground--but I'm still getting conflicting stories about that one. And YES, it freaks me out!
And just so you know who I am, I sat across from you at lunch today and really enjoyed your company!
It was great meeting you at lunch yesterday! Let's do it again sometime!
um, hello! i don't think gracie would appreciate him looking at anyone at school either! nip that in the bud mommy!!
Fun to meet you on Saturday. I'm hoping I can get to the swap---but I have this pesky thing called a job so it could be hard...
Your son sounds awesome---but I can't blame the girl. Have you seen Zach Efron? He's so dreamy:)
You better keep that cousin away. He sounds like a bad influence.
I played kissy tag too... Weird! So this is what I have to look forward to with my boys?? I'm in so much trouble!
HaHaHaHa!!! Ah man, I remember those days... Only... I was a strange child and not as good with the ladys as I am now.
Yeah you have alot more of this to come.
HaHa oh those were good days.
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