Thanks.
Sincerely,
Lola
(Kortland clanging and pulling at the gold bangle bracelets I wore to church today...)
Kortland: Mom, you lied to me.
Lola: What?! No I didn't!
Kortland: Yes-huh. Wanna know what you lied to me about?
Lola: Yes.
Kortland: When I asked if you had any gold I could sell, you said no, but these bracelets are gold. I could have taken them in and sold them for a thousand...maybe even a million dollars!
Lola: Um, no bud. These aren't real gold. Not even close.
Kortland: Yes they are. They are gold. We could make SO MUCH MONEY!
Lola: No, they aren't real, and even if they were real, Cash4Gold would rip me off for them.
Kortland: Nu-uh! They will pay you the most for your broken and unwanted gold. More than ANYONE else!
Dear Qubo Channel,
I hate you.
Love,
Lola
