Friday, March 30, 2012

Dear Yellow Hand Bag,!

Remember that one time when I was shopping in St. George and the hubs wanted to go check out something ghetto totally awesome at "Gen X Clothing"?

Yeah, that was weird.

And remember how I saw you sitting on a glass shelf in all of your faux- leather/yellow/flowery/summerish glory?

Remember that?
That was awesome.

And remember how your price tag was only $28 buckaroos, and I was so excited, and it was love at first sight, and I just had to have you?

That was exciting.

And remember how you were there for me through thick and thin?
And how you had lots of great pockets for storing Tenten's diapers and wipes and such?

Good times.

Then, do you remember how I started losing my lip glosses?

It started off slow at first, but seemed like I was losing them all the time! So annoying. I don't lose stuff. Pretty soon, I felt like I was losing my mind.

Then, do you remember how I lost the SEVENTH one last weekend?

Yeah, that was so. not. cool.

Then, as you know, I switched handbags to prevent any further loss of lip glosses {because, honestly, at 5 bucks a pop, I could HARDLY stand it anymore...}

Then do you remember how, as I was cleaning you out, I found a hole in the inner lining, so I handed it over to the hubs for a little investigative work?

Do you remember what he found?

Oh....I don't know...

THIS maybe!!!


So shameful!
Not cool, yellow handbag. Not. Cool.



Jen Nelson said...

I had this happen with a bag. Except I found the most random things in the lining:
a aa battery
2 sharpies
3 pens
a key (I still have no idea to what?)
and a lipgloss.

Life with Kaishon said...

This was too great.
How did you get to be so stinking funny?

Teachinfourth said...

I can't tell you how much I enjoyed reading this. I laughed a couple of times and I even read it aloud to a few of my friends.

They loved it, too.

Ashley Koz said...

Are you for real?? hilarious