I love your red rocks...
and your little cupcake shops...
and let's definitely not forget this place...
That "Hikers Benedict" deserves a love letter all its own...
We love to visit your temple...
and we love to look upon your sun-bathing lizards...
You're just the best,
St. Georgie dear...
Thanks for being you.
Man you little stinks are cute.
Keep up the good work.
Dear Tennyson's Nose,
Stop torturing my kid, mmmkay?
I've had it.
If you weren't attached to my sweet baby's face,
I would kick you in the...
that is, if you HAD a face,
So knock it off.
If the rivers of snot don't dry up like the
Nile of biblical-olden-famine-ish times,
I'm taking a hospital issue bulb syringe to your sorry A.
And that's a promise.
Check yo-self before you wreck yo-self.
Dear crazy jack-o-lantern
face in the cliff wall,
Thanks for the sweet photo op.
Word to your mother.