Sunday, December 20, 2009

saturday morning according to kort

"but do you re-s.o.l.v.e.
the most famous reindeer of all?" *click*
"rudolph the red-nosed reindeer - reindeer" *click*
"had a very shiny nose - like a lightbulb!" *click*
"and if you ever saw it - saw it - you would even say it glows - like a flashlight!" (have you heard the new "flashlight" variation he inserted right there? not lovin' it personally, but hey, it's his song...) *click*
"all of the other reindeer - reindeer - used to laugh and call him names - like pinocchio! - they never let poor rudolph - rudolph - join in any reindeer games - like monopoly!" *click*
"then one foggy christmas eve, santa came to say - ho! ho! ho! - rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" *click*
"then how the reindeer loved..." singing stops. exasperated grunt. sliding glass door opens (very slowly). a second exasperated grunt. sliding glass door closes (very slowly). silence settles over the house. *click*
*click* Photobucket
more grunting. sliding door opens (very slowly). grunt. groan. sliding door closes (very slowly). sigh of relief. "then how the reindeer loved him - loved him - as they shouted out with glee - yippee!!" *click*
"rudolph the red-nosed reindeer - reindeer - you'll go down in history - like columbus!" *click*


Kristina P. said...

Your house and tree look so cozy!

Celeste said...

are you guys ok?? that person coming into your house looks very menacing indeed.
Is that a new door? me likie. I want to kiss Bubbuh's face off.

Nisa said...

I love it! What a good little photographer you have there. He takes after his mom!

Barbaloot said...

I might not hate that song so badly if there was a cutie like Kort singing it when I heard it:)

the Lola Letters said...

Thanks girls!

Celeste - ha ha! Kyle does look rather menacing - huh? Too funny! I didn't even notice until you mentioned it. He's lugging our power station in from the van after driving a street over to jump the car of a single mom in our ward. all I saw was "saint" but really, he totally looks like a home invader! Love it!!!