So... what's a girl
(a white, scrawny one from the suburbs)
to do when she feels her
HINT: THE ANSWER IS NOT: "TAKE A CAN OF SPRAY PAINT FROM MY CLOSET AND HEAD OUT TO "TAG" (YES, I SPEAK "GANGSTA")THE NEW MINIVAN OF SOME TOTALLY CRAZY (AND IN MY OPINION, TOTALLY AWESOME)STRANGER IN HOPES OF BEING STUFFED INTO HIS VAN AND TAKEN TO AN AUTO BODY SHOP WHERE I WILL SUBSEQUENTLY BE HELD FOR $1000 RANSOM." YOU'RE RIGHT THOUGH,THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY EXCITING TOO... HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING...(OF COURSE.)
The correct answer, however, is:
Take a can of seriously amazing Robin's Egg Blue spray paint from the hall closet and go out on your back porch and spray down a slew of D.I. picture frames that you will eventually fill with equally amazing (hopefully, anyway) black and white photographs, then hang them in a "funky fresh" (yes, I speak "Cool" as well) arrangement on your dining room wall.
It was really, really fun! You should try it sometime. It really allows you to nurture your inner gangsta (minus all of the beat downs, hood rats, and police interference that seem to naturally accompany gang life. woo-hoo)
word to your mother, mmmkay?
And P.S. Why on earth haven't some of you entered my drawing for a FREE photography session? I mean, How insulting is that? Do you think I stink or something? (okay, well, if you do, you're entitled to that opinion...I guess, but poo on you all the same.) Don't you know I'm feeling all "gangsta" and such and that I may or may not be in the mood to "beat a ho" at any given moment? I'm just sayin', you may want to keep that in mind as you decide whether or not you're going to take advantage of these last couple of days to enter...that's all.