What are YOU lookin' at?
Holy crap! What are these?
Courtesy laugh (for mom).
Hmmmm. and what are those?
My best "Don Knotts." (Cut me some slack, I'm workin' on it.)
Dude, that is just freaky.
Confession: I sent my family a text message from Tennyson the other day.
On a scale of 1 to 10, exactly how annoying am I?
(It's okay, you can be honest. I, for one, give myself an 11.)