It's official folks...
I've "officially" raised a darling seven year old who wants to be one, or all, of the following when he grows up:
a. Justin Bieber
b. GOB Bluth (a.k.a. A professional magician)
c. A recurring winner on,
OR the next host of
America's Funniest Home Videos.
d. A "surprise" home make over recipient
on the Nate Berkus Show.
A word of advice.
STOP WATCHING T.V. WHEN YOUR KID IS HOME!
Some additional words of advice?
*Tell your kid that the YouTube video of Justin Bieber's music video"Baby" is broken.
*Also, NEVER let him watch the Jersey Shore...it will end badly.
*Also, hide his magic kit and "how to" magic video while he is away at school. Tell him the dogs ate it.
*Leave some medical textbooks lying around. Maybe he'll latch onto those instead. (Hey, a parent can dream, right?)
*Show him pictures of a grown up Screech from "Saved By The Bell." Tell him that this is what the future holds for ALL child stars. All of them. No exceptions.
*Probably just go get in bed and have a good cry. None of these deterrents are actually going to work. It would be really funny if you tried them anyway, though. Let us know how that goes.
P.s. You are a failure. A FAILURE I tell ya!