peach and take your hot, blond owner jogging on the Provo River Trail... and then gobble up every sex offender you can find?
Dear hot college co-eds residing in the Provo area,
If you don't have a Beef Stew, would you please NOT jog the Provo River Trail by yourself?
Take a friend... and some pepper spray... or better yet, some wasp spray...and some extensive self defense knowledge, and a cell phone...and a pocket knife... and a taser...and did I mention you should take a friend (or three)?
Do it, kay?
Let's take our trails back.