Monday, November 15, 2010

Dear Beef Stew,

Would you be an absolute peach and take your hot, blond owner jogging on the Provo River Trail... and then gobble up every sex offender you can find?


Dear hot college co-eds residing in the Provo area,

If you don't have a Beef Stew, would you please NOT jog the Provo River Trail by yourself?

Take a friend... and some pepper spray... or better yet, some wasp spray...and some extensive self defense knowledge, and a cell phone...and a pocket knife... and a taser...and did I mention you should take a friend (or three)?

Do it, kay?
Let's take our trails back.



Alycia (Crowley Party) said...

LOVE that photo :) haha made my day!

Tezzie said...

Beef Stew! Ha! What a great name for a dog...and, great shot...I love how they have a similar expression on their faces :D

Barbaloot said...

I refuse to go on that trail at night (with our without people) and I'll never go on it alone. It really is a shame cuz it's so beautiful and such a great place to run. Dang jerks taht mess up our world!

M said...

Stick with the Pepper Spray. Wasp spray will NOT work against those who cannot feel pain i.e. drugs & alcohol. Pepper Spray is an inflammatory which will cause the eyes to slam shut no matter the situation. That's why over 40,000 law enforcement agencies carry it nationwide.

Mandy said...


And that is a super scary trail. Avoid at all costs.