Friday, October 23, 2009

"I received a disturbing email this morning." OR "Sorry, My-Calorie-Counter.Com" (you choose)

I really did receive a disturbing Email this morning. It was from My-Calorie-Counter.Com, and do you want to know what it said?It said:

"Fight the Call of Cool-Weather Comfort Food!"

I screamed (or rather squeaked, or rather "eek!-ed" a little) when it said this to me, and I immediately asked (aloud):

"Well what on Earth for?"

I wait all year for fall. For hot chocolate, and popcorn, and warm, creamy pastas with over-seasoned chicken, and pumpkin cake (and cookies... and breads), and they want me to... fight the call of cool-weather comfort foods? Oh for the love of blasphemy! I will not do it. I simply. will. not. do. it. Life is too short. I'll take the extra inch on my thighs, thank you very much.

That is all.

(And yes, I do realize that this is what I get for opening an account at My-Calorie-Counter.Com. I'm not mad at them, I'm just sayin'...)


2 comments:

Barbaloot said...

I've been craving pumpking chocolate chip cookies for weeks! I'm trying to hold out until Thanksgiving though...

Aubry Macbean said...

One great thing of having a new born baby is that I don't have to watch my calorie count. I am even supposed to eat more calories then usual because I am Breast feeding. No guilt for me. I am good until after January. No chocolates for Valentines Day.