Friday, October 23, 2009

"I received a disturbing email this morning." OR "Sorry, My-Calorie-Counter.Com" (you choose)

I really did receive a disturbing Email this morning. It was from My-Calorie-Counter.Com, and do you want to know what it said?It said:

"Fight the Call of Cool-Weather Comfort Food!"

I screamed (or rather squeaked, or rather "eek!-ed" a little) when it said this to me, and I immediately asked (aloud):

"Well what on Earth for?"

I wait all year for fall. For hot chocolate, and popcorn, and warm, creamy pastas with over-seasoned chicken, and pumpkin cake (and cookies... and breads), and they want me to... fight the call of cool-weather comfort foods? Oh for the love of blasphemy! I will not do it. I simply. will. not. do. it. Life is too short. I'll take the extra inch on my thighs, thank you very much.

That is all.

(And yes, I do realize that this is what I get for opening an account at My-Calorie-Counter.Com. I'm not mad at them, I'm just sayin'...)


Barbaloot said...

I've been craving pumpking chocolate chip cookies for weeks! I'm trying to hold out until Thanksgiving though...

Aubry Macbean said...

One great thing of having a new born baby is that I don't have to watch my calorie count. I am even supposed to eat more calories then usual because I am Breast feeding. No guilt for me. I am good until after January. No chocolates for Valentines Day.