Sunday, September 6, 2009

strategic negotiations during wart removal:

Kortland: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! OW!
Lola: You're doing great bud, just hold on for a
few more seconds and then I'll get you a
big bowl of ice cream, kay?
Kortland: (thoughtful for a moment) Hey, mom?
Lola: Yeah, bud?
Kortland: Since daddy's freezing off 2 warts,
can I have 2 bowls of ice cream?

how can I argue with that logic?
*and yes, he is, in fact wearing Christmas pajamas. They're from gaga, therefore, he loves them and simply must put them on the very moment they come out of the dryer.