Saturday, February 14, 2009

Yes, I actually wrote a letter to my sinuses.

Dear Nose,
If you do not stop:
1-running
2-tickling
3-stuffing up every time I lay down
4-building pressure in my forehead and cheekbones that
makes me feel as though my face is about to explode
6- driving me crazy
7-waking me up at night
8-single-handedly keeping "Kleenex" in business
9-etc..etc..etc..

I am going to rip you off of my face and flush you down the toilet.
That's a promise.
I have no love for you right now.
Not even on Valentine's Day.

Sincerely,
Lola.

5 comments:

Carlin P. Jello Miner said...

Haha I love this one!
I totally agree, and so in turn I hope you get feeling better.

Lisa Price said...

What a good idea!
I'm currently sitting up scratching at a mysterious/annoying case of hives and waiting for my benadryl to jump in and do something about them.
Perhaps I should threaten them as well.....

Janyece said...

That's the best thing I've ever read about a nose and I'm not just saying that because I feel exactly the same way. Though it might have a little to do with it... Get better soon!!

Natalie Murray said...

Ok so I have been hborrible at keeping up with your blog! I just haven't gotten on the computer much & when I do, it's just for a few seconds. So loved all of the previous posts, as always! You are amazing & I think will make a great writer someday! See you Friday!

Beau, Mel, Laila and Cain!!!! said...

Amen to your letter!!!! Also I just read your post on V-Day!!! You are so sweet! I love, love, love reading your blog! You are the best! I absolutely love all of your pics from v-day!!!