Me: Bud, you still haven't told me what you're going to ask Santa to bring you for Christmas. It's coming up really soon and you need to tell me what you're going to ask for.
Kortland: You'll see.
Me: What? What do you mean?
Kortland: You'll see what he brings me on Christmas morning.
Me: (freaking out inside my head) But, you have to write a letter asking for what you want and send it to the North Pole...
Kortland: I'm not writing a letter. It's Santa, he already knows everything, so he already knows what I want!
Me: Well, just tell me what you want so that I know what you're asking him for.
Kortland: No, I want you to be surprised. You'll find out on Christmas.
I. am. in. so. much. trouble!